System status
Everything, honest.
The real state of things — what we check, what we don’t, and nothing dressed up.
Measured uptime
4 checks, every five minutes, since October 25, 2026 — 1152 samples so far.
All checks passing
The public site
The home page, fetched over the public internet the way a stranger would.
100.00%
288 checks · 24 h
just now
The client portal
The portal shell — the page every client opens to see their build.
100.00%
288 checks · 24 h
just now
The portal API
Our own health endpoint, over the network, which reads the database behind it.
100.00%
288 checks · 24 h
just now
The funnel database
A direct read against Postgres. Separate from `api` on purpose: a broken route and a broken database must not look the same.
100.00%
288 checks · 24 h
just now
Client sites — edge network
Hosted on Vercel; we read their public status page.
Funnel database
Checked live, right now, by this page.
Working
How a build runs
Five stations, same order, every build.
Every build
Client portal
Have a build in progress? Your dashboard is one sign-in away — the email you filed your brief under, and a six-digit code.
Open your portalBriefs filed: 38